The Owl and The Pussycat

 

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The Owl and the Pussycat,

Took a train,

To the land where it perpetually rained.

The Cat said, ‘hey! What the hell is this?’

The Owl replied, ‘Scotland.’

 

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The Terrible Fate of the Gingerbread House (or The String of Misfortunes that Befell the Gingerbread Man)

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Once upon a time there was a brother and a sister named Hansel and Gretal who lived with their father and stepmother in the middle of a deep and dark forest. This brother and sister absolutely hated each other. And not in that typical way that often happens between siblings, when one or the other reach that ‘difficult’ age. No, these two actually loathed each other. Read More »